1. |
Buck Shot
01:05
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Crack! Crack!
Gonna go hunting
Gonna go hunting
Ain't No Preaching
Ain't No Teaching
Ain't doing nothing
Wrong
Gonna go hunting
Gonna go hunting
Ain't No Drinking
Ain't No Thinking
Ain't doing nothing
Wrong
Gonna go hunting
Gonna go hunting
Ain't No Cocaine
Ain't No Fast Lane
Ain't doing nothing
Wrong
Chissum solos and guitarists all over the world cry that they can't compete.
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2. |
Telephone Tough Guy
00:18
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Telephone Tough Guy
five foot four
Telephone Tough Guy
trouble no more
Refrigerator running YEAH
Better go get it
Refrigerator running YEAH
Better go get it
Telephone Tough Guy
five foot four
Telephone Tough Guy Telephone Tough Guy
trouble no more
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3. |
BernNadette
01:23
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oooh
Gimme that Junior High Erection
oooh
and applause from the back section
Wanna wear her ass as a hat for 30 days
Wanna be the seat where she sat for always
Awwww BernNadette BernNadette BernNadette
Thelma
oooh
Gimme that Junior High Erection
oooh
and applause from the back section
Wanna wear her ass as a hat for 30 days
Wanna be the seat where she sat for always
Awwww BernNadette BernNadette BernNadette
Thelma
i
like
your
thighs
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4. |
Victim
01:29
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Story that bewitches.
One of Rags to Riches
I was middle
I was working class
Raised myself up from boot straps
Cuz when I was 14 my mom left
Cuz when I was 15 my dad left
when I was 17, my dog left
and no I'm so bereft of hope
Cuz I'm a Victim
and so am I
and so is everyone
glorified
Now it's the great humble off
to see who grew up worse off
Is it foreign born in genocide
or the life of a man who lied
or the children of a crack whore
or the prisoner of crack war
or the white guy saying he's the same
as the black man suffering from America's shame
Check out my duffel bag of tricks
in the wide world of politics
my past is my great crutch
a tool for the common touch
hardships will be glamorized
constituents will empathize
socialize until I'm humanized
on hundreds of hands, i'll count my allies
Cuz I'm a Victim
and so am I
and so is everyone
glorified
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5. |
Rockstar Plumber
00:50
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Adee Doo
Doggy Doo
Adee Doo
Jack Stefafanovich. Jack Stefarino
Stephan. Jack Stephan
I got a clog. He's got a snake
Adee Doo
Doggy Doo
Adee Doo
Jack Stefafanovich. Jack Stefarino
Stephan. Jack Stephan
He's the Rockstar Plumber
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6. |
Sean Combs
01:13
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No one told you Karaoke ain't sampling.
You're overrated, untalented and no one cares for your dancing.
Call it party music but you were never invited
Quit the music business.
Do ads for pro-activ
I don't know who killed Biggie.
I don't know who killed 2pac.
All I know is Sean Combs killed Hip Hop
This isn't a diss track. This isn't beef.
A fist to your face would fix those teeth
Make money from the blood of your friends
It really is all about the benjamins
I don't know who killed Biggie.
I don't know who killed 2pac.
All I know is Sean Combs killed Hip Hop
13 years ago, 7 shots were fired.
4 hit Biggie Smalls. Not one hit you.
There is no God.
I don't know who killed Biggie.
I don't know who killed 2pac.
All I know is Sean Combs killed Hip Hop
If you die tomorrow, I'm drinking my 40 to the last drop because you're no one's homie.
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7. |
Punk Handshake
02:01
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Hey Spiky haired kid. You ain't really punk
You listen to Good Charlotte and other bands that suck
Who cares that those bands will lead you to the Ramones
You listen to punk for the right to wear the clothes
And when I was a kid, they said the same thing to me
Way back when Green Day and Rancid were on MTV
Now that's old school. Bands before that are ancient
Now it's your turn to be the kid that we torment
It's a big big circle for goodness sake.
I used to be punk but I forgot the handshake
Punk rock is about doing your own thing
Just share the same opinions written in the zines
Punk rock is about not following the crowd
Where a Dickies Jacket. Don't disagree out loud
No one did this before. Not in 1984.
You could a be a recreationist for the Civil War
No Jock ever complained that someone's not Jock enough
Is punk a new fraternity with bad boy fluff
Just can't stand it for Christ's sake
I used to be punk but I forgot the handshake
Chissum plays a crazy guitar solo that makes boys' pants stick out and girl's panties' sneeze.
We were all called poser once way back when
if we could admit that, I'd say amen
The only "real punks" are at least 40 years old
and the music they know has been bought and sold
Real revolution won't happen if we argue fashion
Imagine what could happen if we redirected that passion
Punk isn't dead, it's just silly
you ain't cool, you ain't even chilly
Whole thing gives me a huge headache.
I used to be punk but I forgot the handshake
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8. |
Pink Jellybean
01:19
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Flaco likes the spicy
Danny likes caffeine
My name's Joe. I like alcohol
but Chissum likes Pink Jellybeans
Pink Jellybean
It's not a metaphor
It's just a pink jellybean
Chissum's gotta sweet tooth
He can't eat just one
A sore jaw and sore knees
He chews em like bubble gum
Pink Jellybean
It's not a metaphor
It's just a pink jellybean
Wearing the cowboy hat with the handle bars attached.
Pink Jellybean
It's not a metaphor
It's just a pink jellybean
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9. |
Pervy
00:55
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There are no real lyrics to this.
Pervy.
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10. |
DQ4L
00:39
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Live Fast Die Young
That's what I say at 21
With a tattoo on my neck
at 60, get my welfare check
Disqualified for life
Easy to say, "Born to Lose"
Living under Mommy's roof
Today I'm a rebel, tomorrow I'm sad
Future someone's deadbeat Dad.
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11. |
I Love the Muffs
00:56
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I Love the Muffs
Greatest scream in rock n roll
I Love the Muffs
Kim Shattuck make me lose control
Gimme Gimmie Kimmy Gimme Roy Gimmie Roy Gimmie Gimmie Ronnie onnie onnie
I Love the Muffs
Way back in 1992
I Love the Muffs
Ron and Roy and the BBQ
Gimme Gimmie Kimmy Gimme Roy Gimmie Roy Gimmie Gimmie Ronnie onnie onnie
I Love the Muffs
Greatest scream in rock n roll
I Love the Muffs
Kim Shattuck make me lose control
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12. |
Steroids
02:37
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Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
I am the strongest man in the world
Stronger than Rollins. Stronger than Schwarzenegger
Making all the tough men bow and do my favors Yeah
Beefcake Royalty. Nike Swoosh mark of the best on my forehead
I am the strongest man in the world
Big and Strong. Big and Strong Artificially
Let's Do Steroids
There's a spoken part that we don't live anymore. You figure it out.
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13. |
Scientist
01:57
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Back on the Meat and I'm out of money.
B-Fish don't have steak for 99 cents
Temporarliy emaciated
Backwash in bottles provides fulfillment
Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM
Woke up at noon. Face down on linoleum.
Could be the valley. Could be Compton
Bucket near my head is almost spilling
Don't know where I am or where I'm going
Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM
Saint Patrick's day at the Mexican Bar
Carnitas failed to soak up Guinness
Irish Car Bomb didn't get very far
Puked while standing up. I'm a genius
Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM
Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM
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14. |
Do it Again, Daddy
16:29
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Pu$$y-Cow Los Angeles, California
We are four dudes with very differing tastes. We can all agree that we like Mexican food. Chissum hates cheese and loves Paul McCartney. The rest of us thinks he has it backwards.
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