Drinky Birds

by Pu$$y-Cow

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released October 15, 2012

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Pu$$y-Cow Los Angeles, California

We are four dudes with very differing tastes. We can all agree that we like Mexican food. Chissum hates cheese and loves Paul McCartney. The rest of us thinks he has it backwards.

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Track Name: Buck Shot
Crack! Crack!
Gonna go hunting
Gonna go hunting
Ain't No Preaching
Ain't No Teaching
Ain't doing nothing
Wrong

Gonna go hunting
Gonna go hunting
Ain't No Drinking
Ain't No Thinking
Ain't doing nothing
Wrong

Gonna go hunting
Gonna go hunting
Ain't No Cocaine
Ain't No Fast Lane
Ain't doing nothing
Wrong

Chissum solos and guitarists all over the world cry that they can't compete.
Track Name: Telephone Tough Guy
Telephone Tough Guy
five foot four
Telephone Tough Guy
trouble no more

Refrigerator running YEAH
Better go get it
Refrigerator running YEAH
Better go get it

Telephone Tough Guy
five foot four
Telephone Tough Guy Telephone Tough Guy
trouble no more
Track Name: BernNadette
oooh
Gimme that Junior High Erection
oooh
and applause from the back section

Wanna wear her ass as a hat for 30 days
Wanna be the seat where she sat for always
Awwww BernNadette BernNadette BernNadette
Thelma

oooh
Gimme that Junior High Erection
oooh
and applause from the back section

Wanna wear her ass as a hat for 30 days
Wanna be the seat where she sat for always
Awwww BernNadette BernNadette BernNadette
Thelma

i
like
your
thighs
Track Name: Victim
Story that bewitches.
One of Rags to Riches
I was middle
I was working class
Raised myself up from boot straps
Cuz when I was 14 my mom left
Cuz when I was 15 my dad left
when I was 17, my dog left
and no I'm so bereft of hope

Cuz I'm a Victim
and so am I
and so is everyone
glorified

Now it's the great humble off
to see who grew up worse off
Is it foreign born in genocide
or the life of a man who lied
or the children of a crack whore
or the prisoner of crack war
or the white guy saying he's the same
as the black man suffering from America's shame

Check out my duffel bag of tricks
in the wide world of politics
my past is my great crutch
a tool for the common touch
hardships will be glamorized
constituents will empathize
socialize until I'm humanized
on hundreds of hands, i'll count my allies

Cuz I'm a Victim
and so am I
and so is everyone
glorified
Track Name: Rockstar Plumber
Adee Doo
Doggy Doo
Adee Doo

Jack Stefafanovich. Jack Stefarino
Stephan. Jack Stephan
I got a clog. He's got a snake

Adee Doo
Doggy Doo
Adee Doo

Jack Stefafanovich. Jack Stefarino
Stephan. Jack Stephan
He's the Rockstar Plumber
Track Name: Sean Combs
No one told you Karaoke ain't sampling.
You're overrated, untalented and no one cares for your dancing.
Call it party music but you were never invited
Quit the music business.
Do ads for pro-activ

I don't know who killed Biggie.
I don't know who killed 2pac.
All I know is Sean Combs killed Hip Hop

This isn't a diss track. This isn't beef.
A fist to your face would fix those teeth
Make money from the blood of your friends
It really is all about the benjamins

I don't know who killed Biggie.
I don't know who killed 2pac.
All I know is Sean Combs killed Hip Hop

13 years ago, 7 shots were fired.
4 hit Biggie Smalls. Not one hit you.
There is no God.

I don't know who killed Biggie.
I don't know who killed 2pac.
All I know is Sean Combs killed Hip Hop

If you die tomorrow, I'm drinking my 40 to the last drop because you're no one's homie.
Track Name: Punk Handshake
Hey Spiky haired kid. You ain't really punk
You listen to Good Charlotte and other bands that suck
Who cares that those bands will lead you to the Ramones
You listen to punk for the right to wear the clothes

And when I was a kid, they said the same thing to me
Way back when Green Day and Rancid were on MTV
Now that's old school. Bands before that are ancient
Now it's your turn to be the kid that we torment
It's a big big circle for goodness sake.

I used to be punk but I forgot the handshake

Punk rock is about doing your own thing
Just share the same opinions written in the zines
Punk rock is about not following the crowd
Where a Dickies Jacket. Don't disagree out loud
No one did this before. Not in 1984.
You could a be a recreationist for the Civil War
No Jock ever complained that someone's not Jock enough
Is punk a new fraternity with bad boy fluff
Just can't stand it for Christ's sake

I used to be punk but I forgot the handshake

Chissum plays a crazy guitar solo that makes boys' pants stick out and girl's panties' sneeze.

We were all called poser once way back when
if we could admit that, I'd say amen
The only "real punks" are at least 40 years old
and the music they know has been bought and sold
Real revolution won't happen if we argue fashion
Imagine what could happen if we redirected that passion
Punk isn't dead, it's just silly
you ain't cool, you ain't even chilly
Whole thing gives me a huge headache.

I used to be punk but I forgot the handshake
Track Name: Pink Jellybean
Flaco likes the spicy
Danny likes caffeine
My name's Joe. I like alcohol
but Chissum likes Pink Jellybeans

Pink Jellybean
It's not a metaphor
It's just a pink jellybean

Chissum's gotta sweet tooth
He can't eat just one
A sore jaw and sore knees
He chews em like bubble gum

Pink Jellybean
It's not a metaphor
It's just a pink jellybean

Wearing the cowboy hat with the handle bars attached.

Pink Jellybean
It's not a metaphor
It's just a pink jellybean
Track Name: Pervy
There are no real lyrics to this.

Pervy.
Track Name: DQ4L
Live Fast Die Young
That's what I say at 21
With a tattoo on my neck
at 60, get my welfare check

Disqualified for life

Easy to say, "Born to Lose"
Living under Mommy's roof
Today I'm a rebel, tomorrow I'm sad
Future someone's deadbeat Dad.
Track Name: I Love the Muffs
I Love the Muffs
Greatest scream in rock n roll
I Love the Muffs
Kim Shattuck make me lose control

Gimme Gimmie Kimmy Gimme Roy Gimmie Roy Gimmie Gimmie Ronnie onnie onnie

I Love the Muffs
Way back in 1992
I Love the Muffs
Ron and Roy and the BBQ

Gimme Gimmie Kimmy Gimme Roy Gimmie Roy Gimmie Gimmie Ronnie onnie onnie

I Love the Muffs
Greatest scream in rock n roll
I Love the Muffs
Kim Shattuck make me lose control
Track Name: Steroids
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
I am the strongest man in the world
Stronger than Rollins. Stronger than Schwarzenegger
Making all the tough men bow and do my favors Yeah

Beefcake Royalty. Nike Swoosh mark of the best on my forehead
I am the strongest man in the world
Big and Strong. Big and Strong Artificially

Let's Do Steroids

There's a spoken part that we don't live anymore. You figure it out.
Track Name: Scientist
Back on the Meat and I'm out of money.
B-Fish don't have steak for 99 cents
Temporarliy emaciated
Backwash in bottles provides fulfillment

Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM

Woke up at noon. Face down on linoleum.
Could be the valley. Could be Compton
Bucket near my head is almost spilling
Don't know where I am or where I'm going

Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM

Saint Patrick's day at the Mexican Bar
Carnitas failed to soak up Guinness
Irish Car Bomb didn't get very far
Puked while standing up. I'm a genius

Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM

Back off man. I'm a scientist.
You don't know who I am.
Add this screw up to the long list of the sorrys in the AM